PARSEC's Joke of the Week
Sensible Observations
If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
--Johnny Carson
Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography.
--Paul Rodriguez
My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.
--Jerry Seinfeld
Remember in elementary school, you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?
--Warren Hutcherson
Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy is the same.
--Oscar Wilde
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress.. But I repeat myself.
--Mark Twain
Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Afghanistan.
--A. Whitney Brown
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!"
--Dave Barry
Do you know why they call it "PMS"? Because "Mad Cow Disease" was taken.
--Unknown, presumed deceased
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
- W. C. Fields
