PARSEC's Joke of the Week
A man stood over his tee shot for what seemed like an eternity. He looked up. He looked down. He measured the distance. He figured the wind direction and the speed at which it was blowing. It was driving his partner up the walls.
Finally, his partner blew up in exasperation. "What is taking so long? Just hit the stupid ball!"
The man answered under his breath. "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this the perfect shot."
To which the partner replied, "You don't have a snowball's chance in Hell of hitting her from here!"
