PARSEC's Joke of the Week
ALL GRANDPAS, HEED THIS WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do NOT lose your Grandkids in the Mall!
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my Grandpa!"
The cop asked, "What's he like?"
The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied, "Crown Royal and women with big tits."