Wayne's Joke of the Week

An elderly couple were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary and they decided to go to the small town where they first met. Inside the cafe they used to go to, the man said to the woman, “Remember the field where we first made love?” I propped you up against the fence.

“She nodded her head yes.”

Why don’t we go there and do it again for old times sake?”

Giggling, she agreed.

They didn’t notice that a policeman was in the next booth and heard the entire conversation, but he thought that he’d better follow them so that no one would disturb them.

The couple got to the field, took off their clothes, and the man placed the woman against the fence. From the bushes the policeman watched as they gyrated all over the fence. He watched as they did things that he never thought of doing.

After a few minutes they stopped, fell to the ground and slowly got up and dressed themselves. As they approached the bushes, the policeman stepped out and said, “I just followed you to make sure that no one bothered you. That was the most wonderful lovemaking that I’ve ever seen. You must have been a wild couple when you were young.”

“No, not really,” replied the old man. “When we were young, that fence wasn’t electric.”

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