PARSEC's Joke of the Week


A policeman pulled over a car full of nuns because they were driving so slow traffic was backed up for miles behind them.

"Sister," says the cop to the driver, "this is a 65 mph highway! Why are you going so slow?"

"Oh, sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 25, not 65," the nun explains.

"That's not the speed limit, that's the highway you are on!"

"Oh, silly me!" The nun says. "Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful."

At this point the cop looks in the back seat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling.

"Excuse me Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They are shaking terribly."

"Oh," she says, "we just got off of Highway 128."

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