PARSEC's Joke of the Week
Four guys are telling stories in a bar. One guy leaves for a bathroom break. Three guys are left.
The first guy says, "I was worried that my son was gonna be a loser because he started out washing cars for a local dealership. Turns out that he got a break though. They made him a salesman and he sold so many cars that he bought the dealership. In fact, he's so successful that he just gave his best friend a new Mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy says, "I was worried about my son too because he started out raking leaves for a Realtor. Turns out HE too got a break. They made him a commissioned salesman, and he eventually bought the Real Estate firm. In fact, he's so successful that he just gave his best friend a new house for his birthday."
The third guy says, "Yeah, I hear you on that. My son started out sweeping floors in a brokerage firm. He had a similar break after years of hard work. In fact, he's so rich now that he just gave HIS best friend a million in stock for his birthday."
The fourth guy comes back from the can.
The first 3 explain that they were telling stories about their kids, so he says, "Well, I learned something new about my son recently. He started out as a hairdresser and is STILL a hairdresser after 15 years. That used to worry me for his financial future, but not anymore. I also learned that he's gay and has several boyfriends."
"Really?" says one of the others, "was that a shock for you to learn?"
Well, sort of. I've come to understand that there are more than a few ways to have the best in life. He does very well for himself. For example, his boyfriends bought him a new Mercedes, a new house, and a million in stock for his birthday!"
