The Minister and the Redneck
A pompous minister was seated next to a redneck on a cross country flight. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The redneck asked for a whiskey and coke, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.
The redneck then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice".
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