Wayne's Joke of the Week
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a Year 2000 Porsche 911 Turbo. It is one of the fastest and most expensive cars in the world, and it costs around $100,000. He takes it out for a spin, and while doing so, stops at a red light. An old geezer on a red moped pulls up next to the yuppie. The old man looks over the sleek, shiny surface of the car and asks, “What kind of car ya’ got there, sonny?”
The young man replies, “A 2000 model Porsche 911 Turbo, it cost $100,000.
“That’s a lot of money,” replies the old man. “Why does it cost so much?”
“Because this car can go 180 miles an hour!” boasts the yuppie.
The moped driver asks, “Can I take a look inside?”
“Sure,” replies the owner. So, the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Leaning back on his moped, the old man says, “That’s a pretty nice car, all right!”
Just then, the light changes, so the young guy decides to show the old man what his car can do. He floors it, and within 10 seconds, the speedometer reads 120 MPH. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror that seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly, whhhoooooooooooossshhh! Something whips by him, going much faster! “What on earth could be going faster than my Porsche 911 Turbo?” the young man asks himself. Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him. Whhoooooooooooosh! It goes by again, heading in the opposite direction! And, it almost looked like the old guy on the moped! “Couldn’t be,” thinks the yuppie. “How could a moped outrun my Porsche 911 Turbo?” Again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror closing fast!
Whooooosh-a-bbblaMMMM-smaaaaash-craaaash-tinkle-tinkle! It plows directly into the back of his Porsche! The young man jumps out. There before his eyes in a jumbled, twisted mess is a red moped and the old man!!!!! Of course, the moped and the old man are hurting for certain. He runs up to the old guy and says, “You’re badly hurt! Is there anything I can do for you?”
The old man groans and replies, “Yes. Unhook my suspenders from your sideview mirror!!!”