PARSEC's Joke of the Week

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A 17 year old Irish boy goes to his weekly confession. “Forgive me father, for I have sinned. It’s been 1 week since my last confession and I’ve been unpure with a girl in my class.

The priest asks, “Is it Mary O’Shaunessy?”

The lad replys, “Father, I can’t tell you. I must protect her virtue.”

The priest again asks, “Was it Margaret O’Neal?”

Again, “Father, please I cannot tell you.”

The priest again asks, “Was it Sally Murray?”

“Father, to protect her, I will not tell you.”

The priest, impressed by the boys stance to protect the young lass replied, “Very well. Say 10 Hail Marys and 10 Our Fathers and you are fogiven.”

The boy returned to his church pew to do his penence and his friend Ryan asks, “Well, how bad did the priest make it?"

The youth replied, “Not too bad, AND I got 3 promising leads!”