Wayne's Joke of the Week
An ambitious king in the Polynesian region set about defeating other tribal leaders in the area, and assimilating their goods and people into his realm. He would always insist his warriors bring back the throne of the defeated ruler, so he could compare it with his and use it in place of the previous one. The throne that was retired would be placed in the attic of his thatch palace amidst all the others in his growing collection.
One day shortly after the most recent victory celebration, the king was sitting on his newest throne when the attic supports gave way, and the huge stockpile of royal chairs came crashing down upon the despot, killing him instantly.
The moral: People who live in grass houses shouldn't store thrones.